Thirteen Things I'm Glad I Didn't Get For Christmas
1. The 2007 Dog Poop Calendar
2. Sarcastic Answer Ball (I don't need any help in this department!)
3. The Pop-Up Book of Phobias (Don't need any "help" here, either :::shudder:::)
4. Talking Toilet Paper Roll (Don't we go in there to get some quiet?)
6. One Acre of Land on the Moon ("Yes, our yard is small... but we have land on the moon! Really!")
7. Bacon Air Freshener (That's the smell I'm usually trying to get rid of!)
9. Play-Doh Scented Cologne (most moms smell like this at some time anyway!)
11. Double D Mug
13. Mona Cyndi Painting ( What a conversation piece THAT would be!)
5 comments:
That calendar is so gross - Gag! - Glad I didn't get it too!
Oh, my -- those are hilarious! Yes, I am glad none of those made their way under our tree, either. I would show some of them to my husband and boys, except I am afraid they'd like them! My middle son could've used the drill sergaent alarm clock. he used to be so hard to wake up and used to say, "Just throw water on my face, Mom!"
Barbara H. @ Stray Thoughts
Oh my goodness I could not get past the dog poop one. Toooooo funny.
Oh another thing, I saw the book you are reading. You know I went to school with Gary's son Greg Smally. He was a few years older than me. But what a NICE family. I can tell you first hand they practice what they preach.
I am reading How to be a Mary in a Martha World. And I have to tell you it is stepping on my Martha toes =))
Well, I did show the family some of these (not the D mug, though. :) ) and thankfully they said "Ew!" at the dog poop calendar and not "Cool!"
Barbara H. @ Stray Thoughts
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