Sunday Funny

These are some bloopers that have actually appeared in church bulletins:

• The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
  
  
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
  
  
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  
  
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  
  
• Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
  
  
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  
  
• Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
  
  

Aren't these great? There are more! You can find them here.